if i died...

thanopstru: i am all alone
thanopstru: parents in china, bro ...idk in germany or something
Krosis: lucky u
thanopstru: if i die in my house, nobody will know...
Krosis: nobody would know for a week even if they were here
thanopstru: true
Krosis: ur work might notice
thanopstru: ya but they dunno where i live
Krosis: ok?
thanopstru: so they wouldnt find me!
Krosis: i know where u live
thanopstru: so u'd find me like a month after...
Krosis: no, i'd send u a million txts that u'd never answer
Krosis: but u ignore me often enough that it'd take me a while
thanopstru: :< i dont ignore u on purpose!
thanopstru: here is my solution!
thanopstru: if i dont text u at least once ever 12 to 36 hrs, then im dead and u have to come find me